A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.
Always look on the bright side of life.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again.
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.