One, two, ... five!" "Three, my lord.

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?

When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.

A murderer is only an extroverted suicide.