I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints