I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.