I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.