A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
Graham NortonI have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.
Graham NortonI'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.
Graham NortonSome people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'
Graham Norton