A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

I think the word is adult!

I am very quick to judge.