A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

Tolerance is forced on people in London.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.