A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.