A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

Tolerance is forced on people in London.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.