I am very quick to judge.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.