I am very quick to judge.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.