I am very quick to judge.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.