All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.

Tolerance is forced on people in London.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

My life could have been so grim really, really grim.