I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
My life could have been so grim really, really grim.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints