One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints
I loved Lucille Ball growing up.