I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.