I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

I am very quick to judge.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.