I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.