I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.