I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

My life could have been so grim really, really grim.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.