I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.