I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.