It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'

My life could have been so grim really, really grim.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.