Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.