Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.