The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.