I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.