I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.