I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!