I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

I am very quick to judge.