I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.