A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.