I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.