I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints