I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.