I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.