I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.

You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.