I loved Lucille Ball growing up.
Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.
All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints