I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as: 'I'm a Protestant.' It wasn't until I left, I thought: 'Oh, those weren't Protestant feelings.'

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.