You already have one asshole, you don't need another one

People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.