I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

You are not easily forgotten.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.