I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.

Wasting time with the wrong person is just time wasted.

How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?

Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

When we're picking someone who we want to spend a lot of time with, even perhaps for the rest of our lives, we generally try to pick someone who likes to do the things we like to do.

My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.