Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

I want you to be yourself, but not with other dudes.

Often the thought of pain is actually worse that the pain itself.

There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

I don't know" means "NO!" "I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation." "I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.

I mean, I feel like you can kill the same bird with both stones.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.