If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.

Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

Send her a quick note while you`re stuck in a long meeting. A lighthearted chat definitely makes the time go faster.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.