Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

Young people are gross with their faces and their hope.

Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.