The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!
When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.
There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.