If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
Greg BehrendtPart of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
Greg BehrendtMy daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father.
Greg BehrendtHe doesnโt have to love your CD collection. He doesnโt have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and familyโespecially when theyโre great.
Greg Behrendt