The day you realize you don't have to make sense to anyone is the day you start to make sense to you.

There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

A good indication that it's not is if you're only staying with What's His Name because you're scared.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.

She didn't love me that much, but she moved in with me. That's a plus. And then one night, I caught her making out with another dude on the driveway. That's a minus.

If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.