It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll find the freedom to kick it in the ass and let it go.

If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.

I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.