There are only so many ways to get people to go see stand-up, that it really is about the product; it's not so much about the theme of the show.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves