You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

Having feelings doesn't mean you have to have sex.

But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation