Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

I will go anywhere if you say the phrase 'there might be cake.' I would go to the Department of Motor Vehicles, register somebody else's boat in Spanish, a language I do not speak, without ID - for cake.

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.