As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.