As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

Be yourself. If something you do doesn't work, don't do it the next time. Listen to yourself - you know what appropriate behavior is.

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.