So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't - those are the good plates.

I'm just not interested in daytime television, which is something you should remember the next time somebody offers you a daytime talk show.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Sometimes we become attached to what's familiar, and sometimes we hold on to things that are safe and predictable, even if they are bad for us.