There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.

Always be classy. Never be crazy.

There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.

It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.

I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my face and I think you're doing a trick, I'm easily impressed. If you pull a quarter out of my ear, I'm quite certain you're a wizard. But I don't like the way most magicians don't act like they're magical; they act like show business dicks.

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.