First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
Greg BehrendtIf my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
Greg BehrendtIt`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
Greg Behrendt