The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

My buddy Tom... he'd been chasing a girl for two years, and he got her the old-fashioned way - dates and listening.

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.