He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don’t mean. We make promises we don’t keep.

Don't waste the pretty

Trust yourself, because as Oprah says, doubt means don't every time

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.