I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.

The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.

I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?

I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something.

The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.

I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.