I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.
Greg FitzsimmonsTaking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
Greg FitzsimmonsSame thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.
Greg FitzsimmonsAs a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying. It's always like, 'So, when are you guys getting married? Huh? When are you getting married? When are you guys getting married?!' I dunno, you're married - when are you gonna die? You're already married, death will be next. When are you gonna die?
Greg Fitzsimmons