Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds.
If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?
They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.
Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.