They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

The most interesting hipsters are ones who stop being hipsters.

Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.

The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.