Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.

The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.

Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.