They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.

I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.

I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.

The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.