Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
Greg GiraldoIf being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.
Greg Giraldo