The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
Greg GiraldoIf being a gangster were a prerequisite to being a musician, there'd be a lot less cello music, for example.
Greg GiraldoWe're a spoiled, lazy culture, full of ethnic pride that has to have a parade for every nationality.
Greg GiraldoLook at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free.
Greg Giraldo