The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.
Greg GiraldoIce-T is so old that the first thing he bought with the money from his album sales was his freedom.
Greg GiraldoSometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
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