People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.
Greg GutfeldWhat begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia.
Greg GutfeldWhen you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.
Greg GutfeldThe media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar.
Greg GutfeldWhen one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, theyโre doing so for purely selfish reasons. Itโs the human equivalent of a puppy dogโs face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'
Greg Gutfeld