How would you like to make money in real estate?
Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.