Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.
If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.
Tequila is like acid in a glass.
Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.
Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.