Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.