You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.
I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.
Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.