Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'

How would you like to make money in real estate?

I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Hollywood, kind of a crushing ego blow - 'Hey Buddy Holly, you are so old, have you not perished in a plane crash?' But not in England, good God, not there. In England, God bless that dinky island, there it's, 'Good God, look at him. He has all his teeth and his ears are in proportion to his head.' I'm Brad bloody Pitt on that island.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.