I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.