I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."